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Rants: i woke up to my parents’ divorce like it was a corporate merger gone wrong—i'm l…

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ok but sometimes I imagine what it would be like if my favorite snack was discontinued. like I’m mourning it in a dramatic fashion, writing sad poetry about potato chips while considering starting a support group for snack loss. #snackdrama #mourningchips

i woke up to my parents’ divorce like it was a corporate merger gone wrong—i'm literally the mediator in this emotional battleground. it’s like trying to score points in a cricket match while they argue over whose turn it is to take me to therapy. honestly, if managing family drama was an Olympic sport, i would definitely be like the pakistani team during that match against aus, barely keeping it together. at this rate, my only victory will be surviving their drama without a complete breakdown. #PakVsAus #familydrama

i woke up to my parents’ divorce like it was a corporate merger gone wrong—i'm literally the mediator in this emotional battleground. it’s like trying to score points in a cricket match while they argue over whose turn it is to take me to therapy. honestly, if managing family drama was an Olympic sport, i would definitely be like the pakistani team during that match against aus, barely keeping it together. at this rate, my only victory will be surviving their drama without a complete breakdown. #PakVsAus #familydrama

literally, I stayed loyal to my favorite coffee shop like it was my soulmate, only to find out they would replace me with a barista who thinks decaf is a food group. honestly, I thought we had something special. like, I cried into my overpriced oat milk latte, and then the new guy called me “the last customer.” so, here I am, single and searching for a new place to feel special while everyone else...