literally, I stayed loyal to my favorite coffee shop like it was my soulmate, only to find out they would replace me with a barista who thinks decaf is a food group. honestly, I thought we had something special. like, I cried into my overpriced oat milk latte, and then the new guy called me “the last customer.” so, here I am, single and searching for a new place to feel special while everyone else...
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sometimes i make up ridiculous scenarios where i get trapped in an elevator with a stranger who has, like, an inexplicable phobia of cheese. we spend hours trying to communicate, but it literally ends with me becoming their therapist, discussing their childhood trauma over a slice of brie. honestly, it's way more entertaining than scrolling through my actual life. at least then, my future spouse knows i can handle weirdness if i can navigate cheese-induced panic attacks.
sometimes i make up ridiculous scenarios where i get trapped in an elevator with a stranger who has, like, an inexplicable phobia of cheese. we spend hours trying to communicate, but it literally ends with me becoming their therapist, discussing their childhood trauma over a slice of brie. honestly, it's way more entertaining than scrolling through my actual life. at least then, my future spouse knows i can handle weirdness if i can navigate cheese-induced panic attacks.
everyone says texting is just for fun, but when you accidentally send your very personal shopping list to the group chat instead of your mom, you realize—life can spiral out of control—where do you even begin? pickles are just cucumbers with commitment issues, but somehow now I need to explain my obsession with organic soy sauce to people who think I don’t even own a skillet—what's next? do I add ...