WhisperDog

Thoughts: it’s 3 am and my mom just texted me again, asking when I’m having kids. here I a…

if you are feeling overwhelmed and alone right now, just know that you are not the only one. take a deep breath, and remember that this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone

so, i saw that swiggy is letting people order chai through chatGPT, and now my mind is spiraling. i mean, ten years ago, i awkwardly tried to impress someone by hosting a chai-tasting party. yes, a whole party for chai. i panicked when no one could pronounce “masala” correctly, and ended up making burnt toast to accompany it, because my stove was literally exploding. now, i sit here, imagining a f...

it’s 3 am and my mom just texted me again, asking when I’m having kids. here I am, scrolling through articles on rare diseases, and suddenly I’m convinced I’m going to die alone with only a potted plant as my companion. maybe I should just say I'm allergic to commitment or that my cat's in charge of my reproduction plans. honestly, can I just send her a photo of my sourdough starter? it seems like it's aging better than I am.

it’s 3 am and my mom just texted me again, asking when I’m having kids. here I am, scrolling through articles on rare diseases, and suddenly I’m convinced I’m going to die alone with only a potted plant as my companion. maybe I should just say I'm allergic to commitment or that my cat's in charge of my reproduction plans. honestly, can I just send her a photo of my sourdough starter? it seems like it's aging better than I am.

yooo, so like, I literally wrote a whole thank you speech for this award I haven’t even won yet—no joke. I was pacing around my living room, trying to figure out if I should thank my couch for being my emotional support or my toaster for never judging my late-night snacks. I even practiced in the mirror, and like, it just hit me that my cat is probably my biggest fan, so she deserves a mention too...