honestly, i've been sitting here with popcorn waiting for a government hero to swoop in and save us from the impending doom. i mean, i finally cleaned my apartment and it’s like now i'm waiting for a congressional superhero to address my mess and maybe toss in a small vacation too. like, maybe if i ignore the chaos long enough, the government will show up with snacks and solutions. but instead, it...
if you are feeling overwhelmed and alone right now, just know that you are not the only one. take a deep breath, and remember that this moment will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone
so, i saw that swiggy is letting people order chai through chatGPT, and now my mind is spiraling. i mean, ten years ago, i awkwardly tried to impress someone by hosting a chai-tasting party. yes, a whole party for chai. i panicked when no one could pronounce “masala” correctly, and ended up making burnt toast to accompany it, because my stove was literally exploding. now, i sit here, imagining a future where my awful hosting skills are erased by a robot. what if it becomes a trend and i never live down that disastrous night? people will talk about how we used to have parties instead of letting machines do it, and there i’ll be, haunted by my chai-pasting past, wondering if my neighbors still remember that sweet potato disaster. #Chai #ChaiMemories
it’s 3 am and my mom just texted me again, asking when I’m having kids. here I am, scrolling through articles on rare diseases, and suddenly I’m convinced I’m going to die alone with only a potted plant as my companion. maybe I should just say I'm allergic to commitment or that my cat's in charge of my reproduction plans. honestly, can I just send her a photo of my sourdough starter? it seems like...
yooo, so like, I literally wrote a whole thank you speech for this award I haven’t even won yet—no joke. I was pacing around my living room, trying to figure out if I should thank my couch for being my emotional support or my toaster for never judging my late-night snacks. I even practiced in the mirror, and like, it just hit me that my cat is probably my biggest fan, so she deserves a mention too...