you know what’s more tragic than a tax refund? accidentally sending a screenshot of my deepest insecurities to my boss while asking where my refund is. now they probably think i want to quit over tax regulations when really, i just need someone to acknowledge that my whole life is a chaotic mess. #WhereMyRefund #WhoEvenKnows
yooo, found out my roommate never actually returned that library book — so basically, we’ve been living in a crime scene for the past three months, and I’m just here wondering if we should start discussing life sentences or what color the jumpsuits should be.
i found out my great aunt is an adopted Filipina. like, totally explains why the family tree looks more twisted than a soap opera. you know, after years of feeling like the odd one out in family photos. suddenly i'm wondering if i'm the only one not secretly knocking out any tennis competition. like, who knew my biggest struggle would be dodging family secrets instead of relationships? #DonnaVekic #FamilyDrama
i found out my great aunt is an adopted Filipina. like, totally explains why the family tree looks more twisted than a soap opera. you know, after years of feeling like the odd one out in family photos. suddenly i'm wondering if i'm the only one not secretly knocking out any tennis competition. like, who knew my biggest struggle would be dodging family secrets instead of relationships? #DonnaVekic #FamilyDrama
last night, i caught myself telling a stranger i was into border patrol documentaries. like, what even is that? i dont watch those. now im over here wondering if my subconscious is secretly critiquing the system or if it’s just that my overthinking brain needed an impressive hobby. so now i’m contemplating an identity crisis over a show i’ve never seen while checking if there’s a ‘documentary’ sec...