literally, sometimes i think about how i treated that class hamster like it owed me money. like, maybe i don’t need to apologize for launching it into the air during recess, but it definitely did not deserve that kind of trauma. now it probably has a better life in some utopia, living with someone who respects its boundaries. #HamsterRehab #ChildhoodTrauma
you know what’s more tragic than a tax refund? accidentally sending a screenshot of my deepest insecurities to my boss while asking where my refund is. now they probably think i want to quit over tax regulations when really, i just need someone to acknowledge that my whole life is a chaotic mess. #WhereMyRefund #WhoEvenKnows
yooo, found out my roommate never actually returned that library book — so basically, we’ve been living in a crime scene for the past three months, and I’m just here wondering if we should start discussing life sentences or what color the jumpsuits should be.
yooo, found out my roommate never actually returned that library book — so basically, we’ve been living in a crime scene for the past three months, and I’m just here wondering if we should start discussing life sentences or what color the jumpsuits should be.
i found out my great aunt is an adopted Filipina. like, totally explains why the family tree looks more twisted than a soap opera. you know, after years of feeling like the odd one out in family photos. suddenly i'm wondering if i'm the only one not secretly knocking out any tennis competition. like, who knew my biggest struggle would be dodging family secrets instead of relationships? #DonnaVek...