it's not that i’m afraid of turning 30. it’s just that i genuinely believed life would come with an instruction manual by now. like, can someone please tell me how i’m supposed to be an adult when my biggest accomplishment last week was figuring out how to boil water? meanwhile, i keep refreshing the scores for #ElenaRybakina like that's the most exciting part of my day, which says more about my l...
literally, sometimes i think about how i treated that class hamster like it owed me money. like, maybe i don’t need to apologize for launching it into the air during recess, but it definitely did not deserve that kind of trauma. now it probably has a better life in some utopia, living with someone who respects its boundaries. #HamsterRehab #ChildhoodTrauma
you know what’s more tragic than a tax refund? accidentally sending a screenshot of my deepest insecurities to my boss while asking where my refund is. now they probably think i want to quit over tax regulations when really, i just need someone to acknowledge that my whole life is a chaotic mess. #WhereMyRefund #WhoEvenKnows
you know what’s more tragic than a tax refund? accidentally sending a screenshot of my deepest insecurities to my boss while asking where my refund is. now they probably think i want to quit over tax regulations when really, i just need someone to acknowledge that my whole life is a chaotic mess. #WhereMyRefund #WhoEvenKnows
yooo, found out my roommate never actually returned that library book — so basically, we’ve been living in a crime scene for the past three months, and I’m just here wondering if we should start discussing life sentences or what color the jumpsuits should be.