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Rants: wait, my friend group picked sides in a debate about whether to keep the snack c…

not gonna lie, I just sent a text to my therapist confessing my secret talent for impersonating cartoon characters. I mean, why not? Then I remembered I have no actual hobbies besides rewatching childhood shows like I’m training for an Oscar—what a dark place I’ve found myself in. so now I’m sitting here staring at those three dots like I’m waiting for a performance review from Drew Barrymore hers...

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wait, my friend group picked sides in a debate about whether to keep the snack cupboard organized by color or flavor. somehow, i ended up on the flavor side. i have literally never liked chocolate and now i’m expected to defend a philosophy built on gummy bears.

wait, my friend group picked sides in a debate about whether to keep the snack cupboard organized by color or flavor. somehow, i ended up on the flavor side. i have literally never liked chocolate and now i’m expected to defend a philosophy built on gummy bears.

the way that i treated myself to a brand new waffle maker because it was on sale, right, but when the credit card bill came, it literally felt like my kitchen appliance was judging me while I sobbed over frozen waffles, like was it worth it for fluffy breakfast at three a.m. when i can't even make toast without burning it?