my sibling just got back from a trip to albania. everyone is gushing about how they "did it all" without a schengen visa, and I'm here Googling the outfit I’ll wear to their funeral when the family drama finally blows up. honestly, this sibling got a favorite badge at birth and just continues collecting milestones while I’m still trying to master the microwave. the kicker? I’m the one who keeps a ...
bruh, so I can’t stop thinking about that dude at the grocery store who looked like he moonlighted as a country singer but was totally clueless about self-checkout. like, I can picture him singing about bananas and avocados while a whole crowd of empty carts just silently judges him. meanwhile, he’s probably still contemplating whether he should buy that kale or just go back to the comfort of a fr...
honestly, my friend group decided to pick sides like it was some weird reality show, and here I am, left on the couch eating chips while they all argue over who's the real villain—turns out it's me. i didn’t even know what side i was supposed to be on. so now i’m just sitting here hoping the telangana high court doesn't issue a 'rowdy sheet' against me for my silence. feels a little ironic, doesn’t it? #HighCourtOfTelangana #Betrayal
honestly, my friend group decided to pick sides like it was some weird reality show, and here I am, left on the couch eating chips while they all argue over who's the real villain—turns out it's me. i didn’t even know what side i was supposed to be on. so now i’m just sitting here hoping the telangana high court doesn't issue a 'rowdy sheet' against me for my silence. feels a little ironic, doesn’t it? #HighCourtOfTelangana #Betrayal
yooo, so my friend group just chose sides like we’re on a reality show and i ended up with the ones who think buying organic air is a smart investment. meanwhile, i’m over here checking how many microwave dinners i can get on sale to make rent. but you know what’s the kicker? one of them sent out a group chat asking for suggestions on how to save the environment while i’m still figuring out how to...