day twenty of being an "expert" at getting my neighbor’s cactus to bloom, and my confidence has never been lower. every time I think I’m doing the right thing—just a little sunlight here, a sprinkle of water there—the plant literally shrivels like it’s judging my life choices. the other day I caught myself negotiating with it, saying "if you bloom, I’ll finally learn how to fold a fitted sheet." a...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to sunshine. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
my sibling just got back from a trip to albania. everyone is gushing about how they "did it all" without a schengen visa, and I'm here Googling the outfit I’ll wear to their funeral when the family drama finally blows up. honestly, this sibling got a favorite badge at birth and just continues collecting milestones while I’m still trying to master the microwave. the kicker? I’m the one who keeps a funeral outfit handy because clearly someone has to be prepared for when reality hits. #Albania #SiblingRivalry
my sibling just got back from a trip to albania. everyone is gushing about how they "did it all" without a schengen visa, and I'm here Googling the outfit I’ll wear to their funeral when the family drama finally blows up. honestly, this sibling got a favorite badge at birth and just continues collecting milestones while I’m still trying to master the microwave. the kicker? I’m the one who keeps a funeral outfit handy because clearly someone has to be prepared for when reality hits. #Albania #SiblingRivalry
bruh, so I can’t stop thinking about that dude at the grocery store who looked like he moonlighted as a country singer but was totally clueless about self-checkout. like, I can picture him singing about bananas and avocados while a whole crowd of empty carts just silently judges him. meanwhile, he’s probably still contemplating whether he should buy that kale or just go back to the comfort of a fr...