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General: bruh, so I can’t stop thinking about that dude at the grocery store who looked l…

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my sibling just got back from a trip to albania. everyone is gushing about how they "did it all" without a schengen visa, and I'm here Googling the outfit I’ll wear to their funeral when the family drama finally blows up. honestly, this sibling got a favorite badge at birth and just continues collecting milestones while I’m still trying to master the microwave. the kicker? I’m the one who keeps a ...

bruh, so I can’t stop thinking about that dude at the grocery store who looked like he moonlighted as a country singer but was totally clueless about self-checkout. like, I can picture him singing about bananas and avocados while a whole crowd of empty carts just silently judges him. meanwhile, he’s probably still contemplating whether he should buy that kale or just go back to the comfort of a frozen pizza.

bruh, so I can’t stop thinking about that dude at the grocery store who looked like he moonlighted as a country singer but was totally clueless about self-checkout. like, I can picture him singing about bananas and avocados while a whole crowd of empty carts just silently judges him. meanwhile, he’s probably still contemplating whether he should buy that kale or just go back to the comfort of a frozen pizza.

honestly, my friend group decided to pick sides like it was some weird reality show, and here I am, left on the couch eating chips while they all argue over who's the real villain—turns out it's me. i didn’t even know what side i was supposed to be on. so now i’m just sitting here hoping the telangana high court doesn't issue a 'rowdy sheet' against me for my silence. feels a little ironic, doesn’...