wait, just turned down an invitation to a community pottery class. who even does that? who am I? I can’t believe I chose to stay home and reorganize my sock drawer instead. like, do I think I’m too good for creating my own decorative bowl? why did I say no to FUN and YES to organized chaos? #adulting #regret
you’re joking, right? i just saw my coworker presenting my project, the one i spent two weeks pulling late nights for, as their own. and when asked about my findings, they said, “oh, it just came to me in a dream.” dream? i’m pretty sure they haven’t had an original thought since the '90s. i could either say something or let them bask in their delusions… so naturally, i texted my mom about it inst...
not gonna lie, I just accidentally sent my therapist a screenshot of me writing an elaborate, totally delusional life plan involving a family and a house in the suburbs with someone I met once at a wedding—she replied “Sounds nice” and I haven't scheduled another session since. now I’m stuck thinking about how I might need a fake birth certificate to start over somewhere, anywhere—literally have to rearrange my entire life over this one error. #BirthAndDeath #LifePlans
not gonna lie, I just accidentally sent my therapist a screenshot of me writing an elaborate, totally delusional life plan involving a family and a house in the suburbs with someone I met once at a wedding—she replied “Sounds nice” and I haven't scheduled another session since. now I’m stuck thinking about how I might need a fake birth certificate to start over somewhere, anywhere—literally have to rearrange my entire life over this one error. #BirthAndDeath #LifePlans
last night i casually mentioned my 'doughnut company' in a family group chat. forgot to clarify it’s a six-month-long deep dive into making doughnuts in my kitchen for fun, not a business. now everyone thinks i’m running a gourmet pastry empire in my one-bedroom apartment. next family dinner is going to be awkward when i have to explain the 'business model' involves expired sprinkles and late-nigh...