was scrolling through my feed when I literally liked a photo from fifty weeks ago. it was the anniversary of an ex's dog’s birthday party. I mean, who even posts that? now I'm over here pretending I have nothing to do with a dog I’ve never met while my thumbs are on the fast track to an international crisis. honestly, it’s almost as complicated as the current global situation, yet somehow more per...
just found out the bbc filmed a house without permission. reminds me of the time my landlord showed up unannounced and caught me reenacting my acceptance speech for an award i will never win. i panicked and said, "thank you for this opportunity," while clutching a microwave burrito like it was my trophy. never even mentioned my real issue of whether to pay rent or invest in more dramatic moment pr...
wait, just turned down an invitation to a community pottery class. who even does that? who am I? I can’t believe I chose to stay home and reorganize my sock drawer instead. like, do I think I’m too good for creating my own decorative bowl? why did I say no to FUN and YES to organized chaos? #adulting #regret
wait, just turned down an invitation to a community pottery class. who even does that? who am I? I can’t believe I chose to stay home and reorganize my sock drawer instead. like, do I think I’m too good for creating my own decorative bowl? why did I say no to FUN and YES to organized chaos? #adulting #regret
you’re joking, right? i just saw my coworker presenting my project, the one i spent two weeks pulling late nights for, as their own. and when asked about my findings, they said, “oh, it just came to me in a dream.” dream? i’m pretty sure they haven’t had an original thought since the '90s. i could either say something or let them bask in their delusions… so naturally, i texted my mom about it inst...