just found out the bbc filmed a house without permission. reminds me of the time my landlord showed up unannounced and caught me reenacting my acceptance speech for an award i will never win. i panicked and said, "thank you for this opportunity," while clutching a microwave burrito like it was my trophy. never even mentioned my real issue of whether to pay rent or invest in more dramatic moment pr...
wait, just turned down an invitation to a community pottery class. who even does that? who am I? I can’t believe I chose to stay home and reorganize my sock drawer instead. like, do I think I’m too good for creating my own decorative bowl? why did I say no to FUN and YES to organized chaos? #adulting #regret
you’re joking, right? i just saw my coworker presenting my project, the one i spent two weeks pulling late nights for, as their own. and when asked about my findings, they said, “oh, it just came to me in a dream.” dream? i’m pretty sure they haven’t had an original thought since the '90s. i could either say something or let them bask in their delusions… so naturally, i texted my mom about it instead.
you’re joking, right? i just saw my coworker presenting my project, the one i spent two weeks pulling late nights for, as their own. and when asked about my findings, they said, “oh, it just came to me in a dream.” dream? i’m pretty sure they haven’t had an original thought since the '90s. i could either say something or let them bask in their delusions… so naturally, i texted my mom about it instead.
not gonna lie, I just accidentally sent my therapist a screenshot of me writing an elaborate, totally delusional life plan involving a family and a house in the suburbs with someone I met once at a wedding—she replied “Sounds nice” and I haven't scheduled another session since. now I’m stuck thinking about how I might need a fake birth certificate to start over somewhere, anywhere—literally have t...