the way that the news about aleppo makes me feel like my life's just one long episode of reality tv—like, i don’t even live there, but here i am trying to recover from an explosion of snack choices every time i walk into a store—because that’s the kind of war i’m fighting every day. this chocolate or those chips—life decisions just as dramatic—meanwhile, my sibling strolls in with a fresh gym memb...
my boss just said “we’re like family here” right before telling us no raises this year. i almost shouted "then can i get some therapy?" it's kind of surreal thinking about spending another year here pretending like this is all normal while crying into my instant noodles. like, who needs a raise when you can catch up on your emotional breakdowns while watching new SNL tonight? #NewSnlTonight #myexi...
not gonna lie, i was just screenshotting some wild family drama, fully convinced no one would ever know. then my mom calls me, screaming that she got the screenshot while telling her best friend about my “emotional breakdown” at last year's family reunion. my only consolation is that at least trevon diggs is comfortable with the packers defense because i certainly am not comfortable in my own family right now. #TrevonDiggsPackers #familydrama
not gonna lie, i was just screenshotting some wild family drama, fully convinced no one would ever know. then my mom calls me, screaming that she got the screenshot while telling her best friend about my “emotional breakdown” at last year's family reunion. my only consolation is that at least trevon diggs is comfortable with the packers defense because i certainly am not comfortable in my own family right now. #TrevonDiggsPackers #familydrama
it's not that i miss those texts, it's just that finding them made me realize my romantic skills peaked in 2018 and my emotional intelligence is now a sad mr beast meme. so here i am, watching celebs compete for clout while my last text reads "let's watch grass grow together" like that's not my entire life now. turns out i’m competing with imaginary stakes, losing to myself on the couch, when deep...