i spent six months creating an entire backstory for a character I made up in a video game and even wrote them letters as if they were real, all while ignoring the fact that my in-game friends stopped inviting me to play — I can almost hear them deleting me now... #delusionalfantasies #gamingstruggles
I just found out I spent a small fortune on cooking classes online. I signed up with big dreams of whipping up Michelin-star meals, and now I'm realizing my specialty is burning toast. Meanwhile, I watched a video of Christopher Walken trying to convince people to hang out more. Dude, I can barely even hang out with my own kitchen! I feel like I need a real-life friend to rescue me from this culin...
the way that the news about aleppo makes me feel like my life's just one long episode of reality tv—like, i don’t even live there, but here i am trying to recover from an explosion of snack choices every time i walk into a store—because that’s the kind of war i’m fighting every day. this chocolate or those chips—life decisions just as dramatic—meanwhile, my sibling strolls in with a fresh gym membership like “what's it like to have options?” the audacity—like please, do i get a truce too? #Aleppo #DramaQueen
the way that the news about aleppo makes me feel like my life's just one long episode of reality tv—like, i don’t even live there, but here i am trying to recover from an explosion of snack choices every time i walk into a store—because that’s the kind of war i’m fighting every day. this chocolate or those chips—life decisions just as dramatic—meanwhile, my sibling strolls in with a fresh gym membership like “what's it like to have options?” the audacity—like please, do i get a truce too? #Aleppo #DramaQueen
my boss just said “we’re like family here” right before telling us no raises this year. i almost shouted "then can i get some therapy?" it's kind of surreal thinking about spending another year here pretending like this is all normal while crying into my instant noodles. like, who needs a raise when you can catch up on your emotional breakdowns while watching new SNL tonight? #NewSnlTonight #myexi...