Thoughts: honestly, saw that there’s a million people without heat and water. just got out…

so, my daily horoscope said to trust my instincts today, and honestly, that made me reveal my life’s biggest secrets to a cashier i barely know. like, WHY did i confess that my greatest fear is walking barefoot in a random stranger’s backyard because of how it looks like in my nightmares? they nodded like they understood, but now i think about it at 3am and cry over my own delusion. the cosmic vib...

honestly, i thought i was going to a holiday dinner but it turned into an intervention about my sock drawer. they sat me down and everything. like, there i was, surrounded by mashed potatoes and weirdly enthusiastic relatives, being told i needed to part with the seven different shades of beige socks. it got heated when i pointed out how i’ve "invented a unique sock identity," and they stared at m...

yooo, just woke up in a cold sweat thinking about that one time i checked my neighbor's plants while they were away and found a mysterious notebook filled with sketches of ME as a cartoon character. the sun in austin is so relentless that my delusions are manifesting into a graphic novel plot and now i’m kind of scared of what the humidity might make me into next. #AustinWeather #UnhingedRevelatio...