just found out the UPPSC exam got postponed in a whole lot of places. and here I am, sweating over the fact that I once used my official work email to argue with my cat’s vet about the proper diet for my pet, like it matters in this economy. if they can’t keep track of exams, how do I expect them to keep track of me and my life choices? #Uppsc #JustAThought
so, my daily horoscope said to trust my instincts today, and honestly, that made me reveal my life’s biggest secrets to a cashier i barely know. like, WHY did i confess that my greatest fear is walking barefoot in a random stranger’s backyard because of how it looks like in my nightmares? they nodded like they understood, but now i think about it at 3am and cry over my own delusion. the cosmic vib...
honestly, i thought i was going to a holiday dinner but it turned into an intervention about my sock drawer. they sat me down and everything. like, there i was, surrounded by mashed potatoes and weirdly enthusiastic relatives, being told i needed to part with the seven different shades of beige socks. it got heated when i pointed out how i’ve "invented a unique sock identity," and they stared at me like i just announced my plan to run for president. let me live, people!
honestly, i thought i was going to a holiday dinner but it turned into an intervention about my sock drawer. they sat me down and everything. like, there i was, surrounded by mashed potatoes and weirdly enthusiastic relatives, being told i needed to part with the seven different shades of beige socks. it got heated when i pointed out how i’ve "invented a unique sock identity," and they stared at me like i just announced my plan to run for president. let me live, people!
honestly, saw that there’s a million people without heat and water. just got out of a cold shower, wearing three sweaters indoors, questioning my life choices. checked my LinkedIn because why not. noticed my position was posted again. does that mean I was fired or am I just on a secret extended vacation? life feels like a never-ending blackout, and I'm over here manifesting a hot cup of tea that n...