honestly, i thought i was going to a holiday dinner but it turned into an intervention about my sock drawer. they sat me down and everything. like, there i was, surrounded by mashed potatoes and weirdly enthusiastic relatives, being told i needed to part with the seven different shades of beige socks. it got heated when i pointed out how i’ve "invented a unique sock identity," and they stared at m...
honestly, saw that there’s a million people without heat and water. just got out of a cold shower, wearing three sweaters indoors, questioning my life choices. checked my LinkedIn because why not. noticed my position was posted again. does that mean I was fired or am I just on a secret extended vacation? life feels like a never-ending blackout, and I'm over here manifesting a hot cup of tea that n...
yooo, just woke up in a cold sweat thinking about that one time i checked my neighbor's plants while they were away and found a mysterious notebook filled with sketches of ME as a cartoon character. the sun in austin is so relentless that my delusions are manifesting into a graphic novel plot and now i’m kind of scared of what the humidity might make me into next. #AustinWeather #UnhingedRevelations
yooo, just woke up in a cold sweat thinking about that one time i checked my neighbor's plants while they were away and found a mysterious notebook filled with sketches of ME as a cartoon character. the sun in austin is so relentless that my delusions are manifesting into a graphic novel plot and now i’m kind of scared of what the humidity might make me into next. #AustinWeather #UnhingedRevelations
wait, so I spent a whole day binge-watching tutorials on how to rise with SAP, yet here I am with a pizza crust and no actual toppings. how did I prioritize learning to optimize some cloud software over buying groceries? literally sat on my couch dreaming of project deadlines while my fridge is echoing back my poor decisions. does anyone else think it’s crazy how we willingly drown in financial ch...