wait, so apparently caba's weather is all over the place today, which is great because i found out my job is on linkedin's “we are hiring” page. checked my email. nothing. just a reminder for a meeting that i now want to skip entirely. amazing how fast i went from “this is my dream job” to “maybe i’ll start a kombucha stand instead.” #Caba #lifeisajoke
my neighbor just sent a group text about their new garden. like, congratulations on your compost pile, but i know you have three cats, and i’m terrified of what they might do with those tomatoes. those dots are still bouncing, and i'm over here calculating how long it’ll take them to realize they’ve grown a toxic, feline jungle.
so, i’m supposed to mentor someone and honestly, i can’t even manage to keep my plants alive. but hey, here’s a life lesson: if they ask about achieving their dreams, i’ll just say "get really good at pretending you know what you’re doing" and hope for the best.
so, i’m supposed to mentor someone and honestly, i can’t even manage to keep my plants alive. but hey, here’s a life lesson: if they ask about achieving their dreams, i’ll just say "get really good at pretending you know what you’re doing" and hope for the best.
if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that just like the darkest nights, your situation too will pass, and you have the strength to reach the light again. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing