my neighbor just sent a group text about their new garden. like, congratulations on your compost pile, but i know you have three cats, and i’m terrified of what they might do with those tomatoes. those dots are still bouncing, and i'm over here calculating how long it’ll take them to realize they’ve grown a toxic, feline jungle.
so, i’m supposed to mentor someone and honestly, i can’t even manage to keep my plants alive. but hey, here’s a life lesson: if they ask about achieving their dreams, i’ll just say "get really good at pretending you know what you’re doing" and hope for the best.
if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that just like the darkest nights, your situation too will pass, and you have the strength to reach the light again. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing
if you are facing a tough time right now, remember that just like the darkest nights, your situation too will pass, and you have the strength to reach the light again. #ThisTooShallPass #KeepGoing
so I literally just thought about unsending a message to someone and then saw they had read it already, and honestly, my life feels like a low-budget political drama now, like if Tulsi Gabbard went to a family reunion and spilled the beans about the favorite uncle's scandal; no one is trusted, and I'm left contemplating if I should flee the country or just move to Canada because I might’ve actuall...