no because honestly, my camera roll looks like evidence in a bizarre criminal case. like, who needs filters when you can literally document your lunch from twenty different angles, just in case it ends up on trial someday? there’s also a random selfie with me trying to do a serious face while holding a cactus, which might be considered hostile behavior if you really think about it. at this point, ...
sometimes i wonder if the real reason behind those new UGC rules is to see how far we’ll bend before we break. gave everything to a project that got shut down. can’t even blame anyone but myself. thought i was building something great. now, it feels like a joke that nobody gets. is this what i wanted? or just a waste of time? #Bhu #lifechoices
wait, so apparently caba's weather is all over the place today, which is great because i found out my job is on linkedin's “we are hiring” page. checked my email. nothing. just a reminder for a meeting that i now want to skip entirely. amazing how fast i went from “this is my dream job” to “maybe i’ll start a kombucha stand instead.” #Caba #lifeisajoke
wait, so apparently caba's weather is all over the place today, which is great because i found out my job is on linkedin's “we are hiring” page. checked my email. nothing. just a reminder for a meeting that i now want to skip entirely. amazing how fast i went from “this is my dream job” to “maybe i’ll start a kombucha stand instead.” #Caba #lifeisajoke
my neighbor just sent a group text about their new garden. like, congratulations on your compost pile, but i know you have three cats, and i’m terrified of what they might do with those tomatoes. those dots are still bouncing, and i'm over here calculating how long it’ll take them to realize they’ve grown a toxic, feline jungle.