day 12 of obsessively tracking my expenses and honestly, it is making me want to reenact the hunger games in my kitchen. discovered i spent literally half my paycheck on the latest fantasy novels that I read while sobbing in my bed at 2 am instead of enjoying my life. i was fully prepared to confront my bank statement like it was a district tribute. why am i spending money on imaginary worlds when...
so my boss said "we're like family here" before dropping the bomb about no raises this year, which is ironic, because my actual family has at least helped me move twice and offered unsolicited advice for free. it felt like being adopted by a family that charges rent for the privilege of being related. honestly, i think i'll just start showing up to work with a "do i belong here?" mug and see how l...
literally created an entire backstory for a stranger on the bus — this woman had the exact vibe of my toxic ex, right down to her oversized sunglasses and intense phone conversations about… something I definitely wasn’t supposed to hear. I was fully prepared to intervene as if my life's purpose was to be her therapist, because let’s be real — when did listening to strangers on public transport become my new hobby? Then I realized she was just a random person living their life while I was contemplating my next dramatic episode as the world’s most relatable hero. #MeriZindagiHaiTu #BusTherapy
literally created an entire backstory for a stranger on the bus — this woman had the exact vibe of my toxic ex, right down to her oversized sunglasses and intense phone conversations about… something I definitely wasn’t supposed to hear. I was fully prepared to intervene as if my life's purpose was to be her therapist, because let’s be real — when did listening to strangers on public transport become my new hobby? Then I realized she was just a random person living their life while I was contemplating my next dramatic episode as the world’s most relatable hero. #MeriZindagiHaiTu #BusTherapy
saw the news about murray state basketball and immediately thought about the guy I saw on the bus yesterday. he was wearing a vintage jersey and seriously crunching numbers in his head like he was about to place a life-altering bet. I built a whole backstory for him. honestly, I was convinced he had the secret to happiness hidden in the sports world. the twist? I found out later he was just calcul...