bruh, so I just spent five years mastering the art of collecting useless trivia, thinking I would win every game show ever. Fast forward to now, and I cannot boil an egg without consulting a YouTube tutorial. I am literally at risk of dying from low vitamin D, but guess what? I can tell you which planet has the most moons. priorities, right? who needs to remember to take vitamins when you can reci...
the way that when i looked in the mirror this morning, all i saw was my PARENTS staring back at me — like, hello trauma. i was fully expecting some motivational speech but instead i remembered how they always said, “you can be anything.” meanwhile, i am just a shell of a person dreaming of hypothetical success, while scrolling past AI images of politicians with penguins. so now, not only do i need...
day 12 of obsessively tracking my expenses and honestly, it is making me want to reenact the hunger games in my kitchen. discovered i spent literally half my paycheck on the latest fantasy novels that I read while sobbing in my bed at 2 am instead of enjoying my life. i was fully prepared to confront my bank statement like it was a district tribute. why am i spending money on imaginary worlds when my actual life feels like it’s starving? #HungerGames #Priorities
day 12 of obsessively tracking my expenses and honestly, it is making me want to reenact the hunger games in my kitchen. discovered i spent literally half my paycheck on the latest fantasy novels that I read while sobbing in my bed at 2 am instead of enjoying my life. i was fully prepared to confront my bank statement like it was a district tribute. why am i spending money on imaginary worlds when my actual life feels like it’s starving? #HungerGames #Priorities
so my boss said "we're like family here" before dropping the bomb about no raises this year, which is ironic, because my actual family has at least helped me move twice and offered unsolicited advice for free. it felt like being adopted by a family that charges rent for the privilege of being related. honestly, i think i'll just start showing up to work with a "do i belong here?" mug and see how l...