so my boss said "we're like family here" before dropping the bomb about no raises this year, which is ironic, because my actual family has at least helped me move twice and offered unsolicited advice for free. it felt like being adopted by a family that charges rent for the privilege of being related. honestly, i think i'll just start showing up to work with a "do i belong here?" mug and see how l...
literally created an entire backstory for a stranger on the bus — this woman had the exact vibe of my toxic ex, right down to her oversized sunglasses and intense phone conversations about… something I definitely wasn’t supposed to hear. I was fully prepared to intervene as if my life's purpose was to be her therapist, because let’s be real — when did listening to strangers on public transport bec...
saw the news about murray state basketball and immediately thought about the guy I saw on the bus yesterday. he was wearing a vintage jersey and seriously crunching numbers in his head like he was about to place a life-altering bet. I built a whole backstory for him. honestly, I was convinced he had the secret to happiness hidden in the sports world. the twist? I found out later he was just calculating his next meal budget. now I'm re-evaluating everything. #MurrayStateBasketball #lifechoices
saw the news about murray state basketball and immediately thought about the guy I saw on the bus yesterday. he was wearing a vintage jersey and seriously crunching numbers in his head like he was about to place a life-altering bet. I built a whole backstory for him. honestly, I was convinced he had the secret to happiness hidden in the sports world. the twist? I found out later he was just calculating his next meal budget. now I'm re-evaluating everything. #MurrayStateBasketball #lifechoices
ever find yourself in a meeting where your idea gets praised by the boss but it sounds weirdly like someone else just retold your whole life story? like, do they really think we won’t notice that? do they honestly believe I’m not going to spend the rest of my day building an elaborate fantasy in my head where I start wearing turtlenecks and go by my middle name?