i just saw the sj sharks are actually in a playoff spot. wild. six months ago, my ex told me he wasn’t ready for a relationship. then i check social media and he’s ENGAGED. ENGAGED. talk about taking a leap while i’m over here still folding laundry and questioning my life choices. now i’m thinking of getting a pet fish. is that how low i’ve sunk? at least the shark doesn't judge. #SjSharks #lifecr...
i just spent the last hour tripling texting someone about chatgpt prism, and as i hit send on the third message, i started drafting a heartfelt eulogy for the ghost of our conversation. and you know what? somewhere in my spiraling imagination, i had already signed my death certificate in the notes app, believing my text would finally materialize like an apparition to remind me i was still alive. #...
wait, so my parents are getting divorced and now I’m stuck mediating like some sort of emotionally unavailable therapist, while I keep Googling "today tithi" to figure out which day of cosmic chaos is in play here. i just found out my mom's been low-key slipping notes into my old homework about how she "deserves better" and i'm stuck here pretending their bickering is just internet trolls arguing on Twitter. honestly, my life feels like a live episode of an influencer breakup story but with worse lighting. #TodayTithi #ParentalChaos
wait, so my parents are getting divorced and now I’m stuck mediating like some sort of emotionally unavailable therapist, while I keep Googling "today tithi" to figure out which day of cosmic chaos is in play here. i just found out my mom's been low-key slipping notes into my old homework about how she "deserves better" and i'm stuck here pretending their bickering is just internet trolls arguing on Twitter. honestly, my life feels like a live episode of an influencer breakup story but with worse lighting. #TodayTithi #ParentalChaos
is it just me, or does it feel like the universe is laughing at us right now? i told my best friend this ridiculous secret about my snack hoarding habits during a late-night binge, and then boom, i find out she literally told our group chat. meanwhile, everyone is stressing over the whole bangladesh women versus thailand women cricket match, and i’m here panicking because my only win is knowing th...