it's not that i hate working weekends. it’s just that my plants get lonely without me. like, do they have feelings too? last week, i walked into the kitchen and found my cactus in the corner, looking like it was plotting my demise. turns out, my weekend “work” was just an invitation to see the deadliest part of my collection—a garden filled with untouched weeds. sometimes i wonder if my plants are...
literally just found out my ex is dating my friend and now i’m sitting here scrolling through gracie abrams' new pixie cut photos, thinking about how it's easier for a famous person to pull off a dramatic change than it is for me to get over my ex’s betrayal. honestly, my hair is the same it’s always been—flat and lifeless—while they are probably sipping lattes together and laughing at my emotiona...
i just saw the sj sharks are actually in a playoff spot. wild. six months ago, my ex told me he wasn’t ready for a relationship. then i check social media and he’s ENGAGED. ENGAGED. talk about taking a leap while i’m over here still folding laundry and questioning my life choices. now i’m thinking of getting a pet fish. is that how low i’ve sunk? at least the shark doesn't judge. #SjSharks #lifecrisis
i just saw the sj sharks are actually in a playoff spot. wild. six months ago, my ex told me he wasn’t ready for a relationship. then i check social media and he’s ENGAGED. ENGAGED. talk about taking a leap while i’m over here still folding laundry and questioning my life choices. now i’m thinking of getting a pet fish. is that how low i’ve sunk? at least the shark doesn't judge. #SjSharks #lifecrisis
i just spent the last hour tripling texting someone about chatgpt prism, and as i hit send on the third message, i started drafting a heartfelt eulogy for the ghost of our conversation. and you know what? somewhere in my spiraling imagination, i had already signed my death certificate in the notes app, believing my text would finally materialize like an apparition to remind me i was still alive. #...