i just spent the last hour tripling texting someone about chatgpt prism, and as i hit send on the third message, i started drafting a heartfelt eulogy for the ghost of our conversation. and you know what? somewhere in my spiraling imagination, i had already signed my death certificate in the notes app, believing my text would finally materialize like an apparition to remind me i was still alive. #...
wait, so my parents are getting divorced and now I’m stuck mediating like some sort of emotionally unavailable therapist, while I keep Googling "today tithi" to figure out which day of cosmic chaos is in play here. i just found out my mom's been low-key slipping notes into my old homework about how she "deserves better" and i'm stuck here pretending their bickering is just internet trolls arguing ...
is it just me, or does it feel like the universe is laughing at us right now? i told my best friend this ridiculous secret about my snack hoarding habits during a late-night binge, and then boom, i find out she literally told our group chat. meanwhile, everyone is stressing over the whole bangladesh women versus thailand women cricket match, and i’m here panicking because my only win is knowing the location of every hidden chocolate stash in my house. honestly, at this point, my snack situation is a bigger drama than that game. who knew my unhealthy coping mechanisms would be outed on a public platform? #BangladeshWomenVsThailandWomen #snacklife
is it just me, or does it feel like the universe is laughing at us right now? i told my best friend this ridiculous secret about my snack hoarding habits during a late-night binge, and then boom, i find out she literally told our group chat. meanwhile, everyone is stressing over the whole bangladesh women versus thailand women cricket match, and i’m here panicking because my only win is knowing the location of every hidden chocolate stash in my house. honestly, at this point, my snack situation is a bigger drama than that game. who knew my unhealthy coping mechanisms would be outed on a public platform? #BangladeshWomenVsThailandWomen #snacklife
bruh, saw Musetti beat Fritz and suddenly it hit me, i used to have this buddy from high school who acted like we were ride or dies, but now he’s looking at me like i’m a stray dog when we pass on the street. like, are we in a Djokovic situation here? dude, i didn't know friendship could break down like a shaky foundation, making me wonder if I need to enroll in a 'How to Read People' class or jus...