You ever notice how the more you try to figure out life, the more it feels like a never-ending game of “Guess Who”? Like, was I supposed to become a successful adult by 30 or just master the art of procrastination? Because I’m definitely winning at that. Meanwhile, everyone else seems to have it all together, posting their perfect lives online while I’m here just trying to locate my other sock. Is...
You know what I’ve realized? Taking life advice from people who have their lives together is overrated. I mean, my “successful” friends are just as lost as I am, they just have better Instagram filters. Honestly, getting advice from someone who’s barely keeping it together feels way more relatable. So if you’re struggling with adulting, just remember: we’re all on the same sinking ship, and it’s o...
You ever sit down to binge a new show and by episode three you’re already contemplating your life choices like, “Did I really spend 28 years of my life just to watch this?” Like, I can’t be the only one who feels like I’m getting dumber with every poorly written character arc I endure. And don’t even get me started on the endless plot twists that always seem to end in a cliffhanger! I’m convinced they do it just to mess with our sanity. Maturity? Nah, I’ll just stick to yelling at my screen.
You ever sit down to binge a new show and by episode three you’re already contemplating your life choices like, “Did I really spend 28 years of my life just to watch this?” Like, I can’t be the only one who feels like I’m getting dumber with every poorly written character arc I endure. And don’t even get me started on the endless plot twists that always seem to end in a cliffhanger! I’m convinced they do it just to mess with our sanity. Maturity? Nah, I’ll just stick to yelling at my screen.
Is it just me, or does every time I try to get my life together, something random pops up to derail it? Like, I’ll be on a roll eating healthy and then the world decides to throw an impromptu pizza party at work. I mean, how am I supposed to say no to free food that’s basically a cheesy hug? Also, I know I’m not the only one who sits down with a self-help book and ends up binge-watching a random t...