Ever have one of those days where you just stare at the ceiling and wonder if adulting is actually a scam? Like, I remember being a kid and thinking by now I'd have my life together with a fancy job and a cute apartment, but here I am, arguing with my cat over who gets the last slice of pizza. And honestly, my biggest accomplishment this week was getting out of bed before noon. Can someone please ...
Look, if you’re ever in a situation where your friend starts dating someone who literally makes them miserable 90% of the time, just do yourself a favor and ask them, “Are you in a relationship or a never-ending episode of a bad reality show?” Because I swear, I’ve seen healthier dynamics in a pack of rabid raccoons. Seriously, sometimes the hardest part of being a good friend is knowing when to l...
You ever notice how the more you try to figure out life, the more it feels like a never-ending game of “Guess Who”? Like, was I supposed to become a successful adult by 30 or just master the art of procrastination? Because I’m definitely winning at that. Meanwhile, everyone else seems to have it all together, posting their perfect lives online while I’m here just trying to locate my other sock. Is there a manual for this whole “adulting” thing or are we all just winging it with a side of existential dread?
You ever notice how the more you try to figure out life, the more it feels like a never-ending game of “Guess Who”? Like, was I supposed to become a successful adult by 30 or just master the art of procrastination? Because I’m definitely winning at that. Meanwhile, everyone else seems to have it all together, posting their perfect lives online while I’m here just trying to locate my other sock. Is there a manual for this whole “adulting” thing or are we all just winging it with a side of existential dread?
You know what I’ve realized? Taking life advice from people who have their lives together is overrated. I mean, my “successful” friends are just as lost as I am, they just have better Instagram filters. Honestly, getting advice from someone who’s barely keeping it together feels way more relatable. So if you’re struggling with adulting, just remember: we’re all on the same sinking ship, and it’s o...