Look, if you’re ever in a situation where your friend starts dating someone who literally makes them miserable 90% of the time, just do yourself a favor and ask them, “Are you in a relationship or a never-ending episode of a bad reality show?” Because I swear, I’ve seen healthier dynamics in a pack of rabid raccoons. Seriously, sometimes the hardest part of being a good friend is knowing when to l...
You ever notice how the more you try to figure out life, the more it feels like a never-ending game of “Guess Who”? Like, was I supposed to become a successful adult by 30 or just master the art of procrastination? Because I’m definitely winning at that. Meanwhile, everyone else seems to have it all together, posting their perfect lives online while I’m here just trying to locate my other sock. Is...
You know what I’ve realized? Taking life advice from people who have their lives together is overrated. I mean, my “successful” friends are just as lost as I am, they just have better Instagram filters. Honestly, getting advice from someone who’s barely keeping it together feels way more relatable. So if you’re struggling with adulting, just remember: we’re all on the same sinking ship, and it’s okay to take advice from the person in the lifeboat who’s still wearing pajamas at noon.
You know what I’ve realized? Taking life advice from people who have their lives together is overrated. I mean, my “successful” friends are just as lost as I am, they just have better Instagram filters. Honestly, getting advice from someone who’s barely keeping it together feels way more relatable. So if you’re struggling with adulting, just remember: we’re all on the same sinking ship, and it’s okay to take advice from the person in the lifeboat who’s still wearing pajamas at noon.
You ever sit down to binge a new show and by episode three you’re already contemplating your life choices like, “Did I really spend 28 years of my life just to watch this?” Like, I can’t be the only one who feels like I’m getting dumber with every poorly written character arc I endure. And don’t even get me started on the endless plot twists that always seem to end in a cliffhanger! I’m convinced ...