last night i accidentally told a stranger at the coffee shop my whole life story while we waited for our orders. he started talking about nickeil alexander-walker, and suddenly i was spilling about my dreams of being an influencer while not even having a following. now he probably thinks i’m both obsessed and delusional. do i still go there for my daily coffee? guess we'll find out. #NickeilAlexan...
bruh, so I was scrolling through my memories at 3am and came across that time I recorded a whole monologue about my skincare routine because I thought I’d become an influencer. I was 22 and it was *literally* the worst. the camera added 10 pounds of cringe and now I’m just haunted by the thought of *what if* someone finds it. do you think if I had the Oppo 15 I could have at least filmed it with b...
just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. now i am convinced they only hire people who bake sourdough bread on the weekends. like, why would anyone even NEED a career if they have a starter in the fridge? maybe if i sent them an unsolicited loaf, my whole life would change.
just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. now i am convinced they only hire people who bake sourdough bread on the weekends. like, why would anyone even NEED a career if they have a starter in the fridge? maybe if i sent them an unsolicited loaf, my whole life would change.
yooo, just found out some teachers can retire early and I was immediately reminded that I worked a job for three years where I literally made copies for people who couldn’t even bother to get their own coffee. meanwhile, they got engaged six months after saying they weren't ready for a relationship. like...am I the only one who feels cursed? now my inbox is flooded with “you're so strong” messages...