my parents were my age when they bought their first house and owned a cat named Spaghetti—who has more life experience than I do. like, HOW is that possible? do they just have a secret manual for life that nobody told me about? because here I am—barely keeping my plant alive and wondering if it's too late to become a professional marshmallow taster. seriously, WHAT does adulthood even mean?
literally just spent three hours lying awake, obsessing over how to ask my barista if they understand what a ZK-SNARK is, because obviously, they don’t know how much my financial future rides on these crypto mysteries, right? honestly, I’m so convinced they will judge me for not understanding blockchain. what if I just want a chai latte and enlightenment at the same time? #Coinmarketcap #CryptoCon...
last night i accidentally told a stranger at the coffee shop my whole life story while we waited for our orders. he started talking about nickeil alexander-walker, and suddenly i was spilling about my dreams of being an influencer while not even having a following. now he probably thinks i’m both obsessed and delusional. do i still go there for my daily coffee? guess we'll find out. #NickeilAlexanderwalker #cringe
last night i accidentally told a stranger at the coffee shop my whole life story while we waited for our orders. he started talking about nickeil alexander-walker, and suddenly i was spilling about my dreams of being an influencer while not even having a following. now he probably thinks i’m both obsessed and delusional. do i still go there for my daily coffee? guess we'll find out. #NickeilAlexanderwalker #cringe
bruh, so I was scrolling through my memories at 3am and came across that time I recorded a whole monologue about my skincare routine because I thought I’d become an influencer. I was 22 and it was *literally* the worst. the camera added 10 pounds of cringe and now I’m just haunted by the thought of *what if* someone finds it. do you think if I had the Oppo 15 I could have at least filmed it with b...