it's not that i care about cha eun woo's tax evasion. it's just that when i saw his news, my entire world shifted. i opened linkedin, and boom. my job got posted by some guy with a profile pic that looks like a stock image. i was about to submit my resignation. now, i'm facing life without a salary while secretly hoping i can manifest cha eun woo to save me with his stunning smile. just to be clea...
literally just had my parents show up unannounced, and they walked in on me reenacting my favorite WWE Saturday Night Main Event moments — in full costume. I was wearing a glittery cape and a plastic championship belt, practicing dramatic entrances. they stared in horror while I pretended to throw my opponent out of the ring— little do they know I haven’t actually left the house in three weeks. #W...
just realized i have an intense, like, weird obsession with grocery store layout. like, i know where everything is in every store and why they put the eggs next to the bread. last week i offered to give a tour to this guy i like, and he was like "i don't even do grocery shopping." so there i was, holding a cucumber, pretending it was a microphone, and passionately explaining why produce is literally the HEART of the store. the sheer rejection of my vegetable charisma hit harder than my crush ever could.
just realized i have an intense, like, weird obsession with grocery store layout. like, i know where everything is in every store and why they put the eggs next to the bread. last week i offered to give a tour to this guy i like, and he was like "i don't even do grocery shopping." so there i was, holding a cucumber, pretending it was a microphone, and passionately explaining why produce is literally the HEART of the store. the sheer rejection of my vegetable charisma hit harder than my crush ever could.
it's not that it hurt my feelings when my situationship introduced me to someone as “a friend.” it's just that I had spent three hours organizing a meticulous scavenger hunt to show them I am, in fact, the QUEEN of their heart. then to be downgraded to “friend” like I am some stale snack on the bottom shelf? 3am me is questioning my life choices. at least my homemade confetti launchers did not go ...