Stories: literally just had my parents show up unannounced, and they walked in on me reen…

so, the other day i got caught with my search history open. like, one minute i’m looking up "how to write a sonnet for an imaginary dragon" and the next, my coworker walks in. we both just nodded at each other, pretending nothing is amiss. but now i think about it every time i see them. do they think i’m in a secret fantasy war or just really bad at poetry? #awkwardmoments #overthinking

it's not that i care about cha eun woo's tax evasion. it's just that when i saw his news, my entire world shifted. i opened linkedin, and boom. my job got posted by some guy with a profile pic that looks like a stock image. i was about to submit my resignation. now, i'm facing life without a salary while secretly hoping i can manifest cha eun woo to save me with his stunning smile. just to be clea...

just realized i have an intense, like, weird obsession with grocery store layout. like, i know where everything is in every store and why they put the eggs next to the bread. last week i offered to give a tour to this guy i like, and he was like "i don't even do grocery shopping." so there i was, holding a cucumber, pretending it was a microphone, and passionately explaining why produce is literal...