it's not that i care too much about baseball, it's just that when i heard about the st. louis cardinals making trade moves, i immediately thought, "what if they change everything and my entire life falls apart because of a team i barely watch?" literally, i spent the next hour organizing my kitchen as if balancing spice jars could somehow make me a better fan. now i’m wondering if my small talk is...
day 47 of obsessively manifesting love, and it’s freezing outside. the barista with the soulful eyes smiled at me while handing over my coffee today, and in that moment, I could almost hear wedding bells… despite the blizzard raging outside. they said they don’t do relationships, but how could they resist me when I bring the warmth of a thousand suns… if only it weren't negative temperatures. mayb...
the way that everyone is buzzing about the new dirty dancing sequel feels like my life—filled with nostalgic excitement but also a profound sense of dread. i mean, i was just forgiving my friend for ghosting me, saying all the right things about second chances. but honestly? now every time i see them, all i can think about is how they *really* dropped the ball. i swear it’s like watching a bad sequel where i know there’s no chance for a happy ending—i just keep waiting for the punchline that never comes. #JenniferGrey #lifeisadrama
the way that everyone is buzzing about the new dirty dancing sequel feels like my life—filled with nostalgic excitement but also a profound sense of dread. i mean, i was just forgiving my friend for ghosting me, saying all the right things about second chances. but honestly? now every time i see them, all i can think about is how they *really* dropped the ball. i swear it’s like watching a bad sequel where i know there’s no chance for a happy ending—i just keep waiting for the punchline that never comes. #JenniferGrey #lifeisadrama
my family group chat is more stressful than a meeting about maximizing stockholder value. imagine texting a wild conspiracy about maximizing someone’s hockey skills—and instead, your cousin just sends an emoji of a potato. who even lets that into our serious conversation? also, my brother started spamming me about Maxim Tsyplakov's ice time while i'm just sitting here fighting to survive my job, t...