last night I was organizing my collection of novelty socks and it hit me—what if I keep people at a distance because I only trust a certain level of cushion? like, do they really need to know that I own a pair with flying squirrels or... do they just see my fuzzy aversion and assume I’m not ready for commitment? I mean, it’s not like I’ve ever thrown out my microwave popcorn-scented candle, so... ...
you ever just sit down and think, why are adults always tired? honestly, I spent an hour rearranging my sock drawer. like, who needs matching socks? then I had to take a two-hour nap just to recover. I literally woke up thinking it’s too exhausting being a responsible adult. who decided adulting would require this much energy? #existentialcrisis #sockdrawerproblems
it's not that i care too much about baseball, it's just that when i heard about the st. louis cardinals making trade moves, i immediately thought, "what if they change everything and my entire life falls apart because of a team i barely watch?" literally, i spent the next hour organizing my kitchen as if balancing spice jars could somehow make me a better fan. now i’m wondering if my small talk is strong enough to get through the apocalypse or if my neighbors will still invite me to their barbecue when i have no idea what’s happening with brendan donovan. #StLouisCardinals #existentialcrisis
it's not that i care too much about baseball, it's just that when i heard about the st. louis cardinals making trade moves, i immediately thought, "what if they change everything and my entire life falls apart because of a team i barely watch?" literally, i spent the next hour organizing my kitchen as if balancing spice jars could somehow make me a better fan. now i’m wondering if my small talk is strong enough to get through the apocalypse or if my neighbors will still invite me to their barbecue when i have no idea what’s happening with brendan donovan. #StLouisCardinals #existentialcrisis
day 47 of obsessively manifesting love, and it’s freezing outside. the barista with the soulful eyes smiled at me while handing over my coffee today, and in that moment, I could almost hear wedding bells… despite the blizzard raging outside. they said they don’t do relationships, but how could they resist me when I bring the warmth of a thousand suns… if only it weren't negative temperatures. mayb...