bruh, just voice texted my darkest intrusive thoughts while trying to send a motivational quote to my friend. instead of “you got this,” I sent, “what if everyone secretly hates you, including your plants?” now I cant even look at my spider plant without apologizing. the most shocking part is that they still replied, saying, “valid thoughts.” like, do you also have to wrestle with existential drea...
just got voluntold to work this weekend at the community potluck, and now i’m reflecting on my life choices like, when did i decide being the mac and cheese person was my entire identity? it's like i signed up for culinary arts but ended up in a lifetime contract with cheddar cheese. now i'm literally sitting here contemplating how to spice up a classic while the kids across the street are probabl...
wait—so I just crafted a whole monologue about how if Nasir Hossain can keep getting overlooked, maybe I can too, you know? I mean, it made me feel VALIDATED for a second—till I realized my entire life’s basically a string of missed opportunities and my therapist won't let me text my crush—so I'm staring at the message that starts with "why do you keep ghosting me" but then just—I don’t know, just a blank space with my unresolved issues piling up like laundry, and my mind's screaming, 'will anyone select ME?' —guess I'll just sit in this drama until further notice… #NasirHossain #existentialcrisis
wait—so I just crafted a whole monologue about how if Nasir Hossain can keep getting overlooked, maybe I can too, you know? I mean, it made me feel VALIDATED for a second—till I realized my entire life’s basically a string of missed opportunities and my therapist won't let me text my crush—so I'm staring at the message that starts with "why do you keep ghosting me" but then just—I don’t know, just a blank space with my unresolved issues piling up like laundry, and my mind's screaming, 'will anyone select ME?' —guess I'll just sit in this drama until further notice… #NasirHossain #existentialcrisis
just saw the trending news about bfuhs and suddenly remembered that time i made accidental eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store. you know how one moment can spiral into an entire LIFE? we shared this brief glance that screamed "soulmates" and now i’m planning a wedding in my head, complete with a color scheme and potential playlist. who knew scanning for avocados could lead to crafting...