just got voluntold to work this weekend at the community potluck, and now i’m reflecting on my life choices like, when did i decide being the mac and cheese person was my entire identity? it's like i signed up for culinary arts but ended up in a lifetime contract with cheddar cheese. now i'm literally sitting here contemplating how to spice up a classic while the kids across the street are probabl...
wait—so I just crafted a whole monologue about how if Nasir Hossain can keep getting overlooked, maybe I can too, you know? I mean, it made me feel VALIDATED for a second—till I realized my entire life’s basically a string of missed opportunities and my therapist won't let me text my crush—so I'm staring at the message that starts with "why do you keep ghosting me" but then just—I don’t know, just...
just saw the trending news about bfuhs and suddenly remembered that time i made accidental eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store. you know how one moment can spiral into an entire LIFE? we shared this brief glance that screamed "soulmates" and now i’m planning a wedding in my head, complete with a color scheme and potential playlist. who knew scanning for avocados could lead to crafting invites? will they show up? or is my only plus-one the ridiculous pressure of my mind? #Bfuhs #relationshipgoals
just saw the trending news about bfuhs and suddenly remembered that time i made accidental eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store. you know how one moment can spiral into an entire LIFE? we shared this brief glance that screamed "soulmates" and now i’m planning a wedding in my head, complete with a color scheme and potential playlist. who knew scanning for avocados could lead to crafting invites? will they show up? or is my only plus-one the ridiculous pressure of my mind? #Bfuhs #relationshipgoals
I literally just found out that I have been washing my laundry with conditioner instead of detergent for a YEAR. Now I cannot stop imagining all the shirts I've ruined and honestly, my clothes smell like a salon but my life feels like a soap opera gone wrong.