yooo, just found out that my favorite indie band’s lead singer never actually broke up with their ex. i’ve literally been planning the perfect concert proposal in my head. now i'm here thinking, do i go to their show with a funeral outfit or a wedding dress? #Meta #lifecrisis
yooo, just had my art project critiqued and my “unique perspective” was credited to a total stranger sitting next to me—like they just pulled ideas straight from my brain, dude. I was about to launch my future art empire, complete with exhibits and global acclaim—now I just have to accept that I will be famous for MY art that no one knows I created, while that person basks in my imaginary glory.
bruh, just voice texted my darkest intrusive thoughts while trying to send a motivational quote to my friend. instead of “you got this,” I sent, “what if everyone secretly hates you, including your plants?” now I cant even look at my spider plant without apologizing. the most shocking part is that they still replied, saying, “valid thoughts.” like, do you also have to wrestle with existential dread in the shower? #selfsabotage #unexpectedthoughts
bruh, just voice texted my darkest intrusive thoughts while trying to send a motivational quote to my friend. instead of “you got this,” I sent, “what if everyone secretly hates you, including your plants?” now I cant even look at my spider plant without apologizing. the most shocking part is that they still replied, saying, “valid thoughts.” like, do you also have to wrestle with existential dread in the shower? #selfsabotage #unexpectedthoughts
just got voluntold to work this weekend at the community potluck, and now i’m reflecting on my life choices like, when did i decide being the mac and cheese person was my entire identity? it's like i signed up for culinary arts but ended up in a lifetime contract with cheddar cheese. now i'm literally sitting here contemplating how to spice up a classic while the kids across the street are probabl...