literally just found out the new hire I TRAINED makes more than me, which means all those HOURS I spent showing them the ropes were like voluntarily digging my own financial grave. honestly, it feels like I should just start charging for my TIME instead of being here like some overworked llama in a sweater. #payyourtrainers #notlaughing
not gonna lie, found out my friends have a secret chat and the level of betrayal is peak winter storm. so there I was, stuck at home in a snow emergency, preparing my sad microwave meals, while they were probably making snowmen and laughing about how I couldn’t join. imagine me, a whole sitcom character just waiting for a punchline, realizing my existence was still on ice, but the snow wasn’t even...
ok but my holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my obsession with organizing my sock drawer by emotional attachment—everyone is staring at me like I just confessed to a crime, while I’m thinking "you’re just jealous your socks don’t know how to express themselves." I left with three containers of leftovers and an offer to join a support group. #SockOrganization #EmotionalAttachment
ok but my holiday dinner turned into a full-on intervention about my obsession with organizing my sock drawer by emotional attachment—everyone is staring at me like I just confessed to a crime, while I’m thinking "you’re just jealous your socks don’t know how to express themselves." I left with three containers of leftovers and an offer to join a support group. #SockOrganization #EmotionalAttachment
it’s been 4 weeks since i realized all the adults are just pretending to have their lives together. yesterday i watched a driver crash into a highway sign, thinking “wow, it’s not just me,” as my own life feels like a car wreck most days. this morning, i woke up late, rehearse a call with my boss for an hour, only to find out i actually texted my mom instead. no response. should i be concerned? #T...