my manager asked me to train my replacement and nobody told me i was leaving. I felt like von miller after a surprise trade—unwanted and just trying to score some points in life. all i wanted was to watch someone else take the fall, not feel like a sad hero in my own soap opera. now i'm drowning in awkward, fake smiles and training someone to do my job while secretly preparing my tearful exit. lik...
wait. just watched my coworker take credit for the ten thousand tabs i opened in our shared spreadsheet. the sheer audacity is wild. it’s like watching a raccoon in a dumpster declare themselves the owner of the whole block. now i have to be the unhinged custodian of the dumpster and start leaving passive-aggressive post-it notes. it’s a mess.
last night, i was organizing my notes app and came across a detailed plan for a karaoke night in a parallel universe—where i’m a famous singer and magda linette is my best friend. just imagine. me, on stage, pouring my heart out while magda serves cocktails. then reality hit. i’m stressing over rent and forgot to turn in my work project—while the karaoke fantasies are on page seven of the notes app. how do i explain this if someone ever looks at my phone? now i have to erase everything before my reputation implodes—yet the lyrics for the imaginary duet with magda are just too good to delete. #MagdaLinette #CringeConfessions
last night, i was organizing my notes app and came across a detailed plan for a karaoke night in a parallel universe—where i’m a famous singer and magda linette is my best friend. just imagine. me, on stage, pouring my heart out while magda serves cocktails. then reality hit. i’m stressing over rent and forgot to turn in my work project—while the karaoke fantasies are on page seven of the notes app. how do i explain this if someone ever looks at my phone? now i have to erase everything before my reputation implodes—yet the lyrics for the imaginary duet with magda are just too good to delete. #MagdaLinette #CringeConfessions
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. just remember that this storm will pass and brighter days are ahead. every small step you take is a victory worth celebrating. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #Hope