you ever send an email to a company about a missing package and get a reply three days later saying ‘sorry for the delay’? feels like waiting for a parking spot in a crowded lot, just for someone to roll up and take it anyway. so there i was, drafting an apology speech for the silence that never came, only to be greeted by the equivalent of ‘lol’ while i was mentally preparing to fight their custo...
my manager asked me to train my replacement and nobody told me i was leaving. I felt like von miller after a surprise trade—unwanted and just trying to score some points in life. all i wanted was to watch someone else take the fall, not feel like a sad hero in my own soap opera. now i'm drowning in awkward, fake smiles and training someone to do my job while secretly preparing my tearful exit. lik...
wait. just watched my coworker take credit for the ten thousand tabs i opened in our shared spreadsheet. the sheer audacity is wild. it’s like watching a raccoon in a dumpster declare themselves the owner of the whole block. now i have to be the unhinged custodian of the dumpster and start leaving passive-aggressive post-it notes. it’s a mess.
wait. just watched my coworker take credit for the ten thousand tabs i opened in our shared spreadsheet. the sheer audacity is wild. it’s like watching a raccoon in a dumpster declare themselves the owner of the whole block. now i have to be the unhinged custodian of the dumpster and start leaving passive-aggressive post-it notes. it’s a mess.
last night, i was organizing my notes app and came across a detailed plan for a karaoke night in a parallel universe—where i’m a famous singer and magda linette is my best friend. just imagine. me, on stage, pouring my heart out while magda serves cocktails. then reality hit. i’m stressing over rent and forgot to turn in my work project—while the karaoke fantasies are on page seven of the notes ap...