wait. just watched my coworker take credit for the ten thousand tabs i opened in our shared spreadsheet. the sheer audacity is wild. it’s like watching a raccoon in a dumpster declare themselves the owner of the whole block. now i have to be the unhinged custodian of the dumpster and start leaving passive-aggressive post-it notes. it’s a mess.
last night, i was organizing my notes app and came across a detailed plan for a karaoke night in a parallel universe—where i’m a famous singer and magda linette is my best friend. just imagine. me, on stage, pouring my heart out while magda serves cocktails. then reality hit. i’m stressing over rent and forgot to turn in my work project—while the karaoke fantasies are on page seven of the notes ap...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. just remember that this storm will pass and brighter days are ahead. every small step you take is a victory worth celebrating. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. just remember that this storm will pass and brighter days are ahead. every small step you take is a victory worth celebrating. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #Hope
no because the way i named my future pets after the Targaryens—like who even told me it was okay to daydream about owning a dragon while still living in a studio apartment with a roommate who borrows my snacks—imagine me introducing “Viserys” and “Daenerys” to the vet, just to get weird looks while they do not understand my delusions of grandeur. i’m really out here making plans for pets with some...