no because i just practiced my reaction to being offered my dream job. i imagined my future lehrer self, dripping with inspiration, and somehow it got deep. i got so into it that when my roommate walked in, i had actual tears streaming down my face like it was an Oscar moment, and then she just looked at me and said, "you do know you haven’t even applied yet, right?" guess who felt like a movie ch...
the way that i literally just hearted my own message at work, like a proud parent, and now i cannot undo it. also, the finance team is discussing the "gold rate today 22k" and all i can think is, that’s me digging my financial grave one cringe moment at a time. this is just like my life - shining gold on the outside, completely fool's gold on the inside. who even thought a single heart could end m...
just realized i spent fifteen minutes staring at a ketchup bottle in my fridge, planning a confrontation like it owed me money. yeah, it just sits there, collecting dust, while i replay our whole “relationship” in my head. honestly, what do i even want from it? closure? respect? #condimentconflicts #whydowesettle
just realized i spent fifteen minutes staring at a ketchup bottle in my fridge, planning a confrontation like it owed me money. yeah, it just sits there, collecting dust, while i replay our whole “relationship” in my head. honestly, what do i even want from it? closure? respect? #condimentconflicts #whydowesettle
wait. you ever catch yourself replaying an argument in your head while also reimagining your whole life as a retired ninja who trains pigeons? like, literally, I was debating if I should have said "your opinion is invalid" or "just get out of my ninja dojo" and somehow ended up planning a heist for the secret recipe of the world’s best avocado toast. it’s just avocado, but now I feel personally in...