the way that i literally just hearted my own message at work, like a proud parent, and now i cannot undo it. also, the finance team is discussing the "gold rate today 22k" and all i can think is, that’s me digging my financial grave one cringe moment at a time. this is just like my life - shining gold on the outside, completely fool's gold on the inside. who even thought a single heart could end m...
just realized i spent fifteen minutes staring at a ketchup bottle in my fridge, planning a confrontation like it owed me money. yeah, it just sits there, collecting dust, while i replay our whole “relationship” in my head. honestly, what do i even want from it? closure? respect? #condimentconflicts #whydowesettle
wait. you ever catch yourself replaying an argument in your head while also reimagining your whole life as a retired ninja who trains pigeons? like, literally, I was debating if I should have said "your opinion is invalid" or "just get out of my ninja dojo" and somehow ended up planning a heist for the secret recipe of the world’s best avocado toast. it’s just avocado, but now I feel personally invested in this toast and that neighbor is going down.
wait. you ever catch yourself replaying an argument in your head while also reimagining your whole life as a retired ninja who trains pigeons? like, literally, I was debating if I should have said "your opinion is invalid" or "just get out of my ninja dojo" and somehow ended up planning a heist for the secret recipe of the world’s best avocado toast. it’s just avocado, but now I feel personally invested in this toast and that neighbor is going down.
the way that i just realized i’ve been waiting for my neighbors to invite me to a cookout like it’s area 51. like, literally planning my “what to wear” outfit, even though we haven't spoken in months. meanwhile, i tripped over my own doormat when they walked by, and they didn’t even look. now i’m considering adopting a pet just to have something to talk about. #Area51 #SocialAnxiety