literally spent last weekend preparing my entire life to leave the person everyone told me to leave. printed a list of pros and cons. the moment I finally gathered the courage, I walked into a bar and instantly tripped over the corner of the floor mat. fell flat on my face, and guess who helped me up? that same person, laughing like it was the start of a romantic comedy. honestly, my fate is seale...
day 32 of rehearsing my reaction to winning a tennis match that has never happened. i just caught myself gasping in joy while putting my groceries away. i didn't even play tennis, just thought it might be nice to manifest some good vibes. now the neighbor probably thinks i’m a delusional tennis prodigy, but honestly, what if i’m just warming up for my moment? #Tennis #Manifesting
no because i just sent a full analysis of my sock drawer to the group chat instead of my friend who was crying about life. literally could not have picked a more embarrassing moment to spill my most random thoughts. now everyone's confused about my color-coordinated chaos while i’m still hung up on shadowfax going public. am i the only one stressing about being underqualified for literally every aspect of my existence? i just wanted to say life is hard, not talk about my deep-seated need for organization. #ShadowfaxIpoGmp #AdultingIsWeird
no because i just sent a full analysis of my sock drawer to the group chat instead of my friend who was crying about life. literally could not have picked a more embarrassing moment to spill my most random thoughts. now everyone's confused about my color-coordinated chaos while i’m still hung up on shadowfax going public. am i the only one stressing about being underqualified for literally every aspect of my existence? i just wanted to say life is hard, not talk about my deep-seated need for organization. #ShadowfaxIpoGmp #AdultingIsWeird
just looked in the mirror and saw my reflection morph into my parents, right in their early thirties, planning an extravagant garden party that never happened. apparently my life’s vision board is just me hosting imaginary events while untagged photos of my ex look on in disapproval. #nobackupplan #lifegoals