My sibling borrowed money from me TWO YEARS ago for “a quick investment” in a novelty toaster. Yes, a toaster. I thought it was a joke. Here we are, still waiting for the crispier future that never came. I now own a certified toaster-less life, while they boast about “The Great Toast Revolution” in our kitchen.
literally spent last weekend preparing my entire life to leave the person everyone told me to leave. printed a list of pros and cons. the moment I finally gathered the courage, I walked into a bar and instantly tripped over the corner of the floor mat. fell flat on my face, and guess who helped me up? that same person, laughing like it was the start of a romantic comedy. honestly, my fate is seale...
day 32 of rehearsing my reaction to winning a tennis match that has never happened. i just caught myself gasping in joy while putting my groceries away. i didn't even play tennis, just thought it might be nice to manifest some good vibes. now the neighbor probably thinks i’m a delusional tennis prodigy, but honestly, what if i’m just warming up for my moment? #Tennis #Manifesting
day 32 of rehearsing my reaction to winning a tennis match that has never happened. i just caught myself gasping in joy while putting my groceries away. i didn't even play tennis, just thought it might be nice to manifest some good vibes. now the neighbor probably thinks i’m a delusional tennis prodigy, but honestly, what if i’m just warming up for my moment? #Tennis #Manifesting
no because i just sent a full analysis of my sock drawer to the group chat instead of my friend who was crying about life. literally could not have picked a more embarrassing moment to spill my most random thoughts. now everyone's confused about my color-coordinated chaos while i’m still hung up on shadowfax going public. am i the only one stressing about being underqualified for literally every a...