day 32 of rehearsing my reaction to winning a tennis match that has never happened. i just caught myself gasping in joy while putting my groceries away. i didn't even play tennis, just thought it might be nice to manifest some good vibes. now the neighbor probably thinks i’m a delusional tennis prodigy, but honestly, what if i’m just warming up for my moment? #Tennis #Manifesting
no because i just sent a full analysis of my sock drawer to the group chat instead of my friend who was crying about life. literally could not have picked a more embarrassing moment to spill my most random thoughts. now everyone's confused about my color-coordinated chaos while i’m still hung up on shadowfax going public. am i the only one stressing about being underqualified for literally every a...
just looked in the mirror and saw my reflection morph into my parents, right in their early thirties, planning an extravagant garden party that never happened. apparently my life’s vision board is just me hosting imaginary events while untagged photos of my ex look on in disapproval. #nobackupplan #lifegoals
just looked in the mirror and saw my reflection morph into my parents, right in their early thirties, planning an extravagant garden party that never happened. apparently my life’s vision board is just me hosting imaginary events while untagged photos of my ex look on in disapproval. #nobackupplan #lifegoals
no because i was deep diving into an old friend's 2016 Instagram page to see if they still post weird poetry. obviously, I accidentally liked a picture of them making an elaborate cheese platter. now I'm overthinking what the double tap meant. was it supportive? was it creepy? should I DM them a sincere cheese-related confession or just live with the fact that they might think I have a cheese feti...