I just caught myself sitting on the floor in my closet, whispering sweet nothings to my vintage dress collection like they are my long-lost friends. I’ve been complimenting the floral one on how it would definitely look cute at brunch, even though we both know my last brunch invitation got canceled for a good reason. Now I’m over here, rehearsing a heartfelt apology to my favorite jumpsuit because...
it's not that i care too much, it's just that i overheard the friend i always defended calling me a “theater kid” in a very non-theater way to a complete stranger at the supermarket. like, excuse me, my one-man performance of melodrama during snack runs is pure ART. now i’m just left hanging, trying to figure out if i should confront them or join a dramatic arts class to find my outlet. #plottwist...
not gonna lie, my manager called a 'quick chat' for Friday at 4 PM, and literally the last time I had a 'quick chat', my coworker ended up crying over a sticky note mix-up that turned into an office-wide breakdown, so now I am literally preparing for the emotional fallout like I’m attending a family reunion. oh, and can we talk about the whole Tejashwi Yadav drama? because honestly, my life feels just as chaotic with this unexpected twist coming from someone I’ve never met. stay tuned for my next meltdown. #TejashwiYadav #emotionalwhirlwind
not gonna lie, my manager called a 'quick chat' for Friday at 4 PM, and literally the last time I had a 'quick chat', my coworker ended up crying over a sticky note mix-up that turned into an office-wide breakdown, so now I am literally preparing for the emotional fallout like I’m attending a family reunion. oh, and can we talk about the whole Tejashwi Yadav drama? because honestly, my life feels just as chaotic with this unexpected twist coming from someone I’ve never met. stay tuned for my next meltdown. #TejashwiYadav #emotionalwhirlwind
the way that i accidentally discovered my neighbor is a rabid pigeon enthusiast when i snooped on their late-night podcast. i mean, who knew people built entire LEGACIES of pigeon names like “fluffy prince” and “king of the sky”? now i just sit there, cringing, imagining my neighbors judging my love for old-school video games while i listen to them talk about pigeons like they are their own childr...